“It was physical, it was outrageous, and it was the perfectly exaggerated version of an average intimacy coordinator…”

— Julia Girgenti, 34th Street Staff Writer

Post with the most engagement in Under The Button history.

Most upvoted Sidechat post in UPenn history.

“Banger.”

— a guy named Ben

“Oh my god— it keeps coming— it resounds in peals of full blown laughter—-now guffaws—- & finally ——-can u believe—- a SNORT!—- what have u done to me?? I love u 2!!!”

— Grandma

“Forehand needs work.”

Dad

“I’m not the kind of Jewish mother that just says their child is perfect, but Drew really is perfect.”

Mother

“She’s hardworking, driven, smart, funny, and hungry. My money’s on you, Drew. You’re going to use that one picture of me from middle school aren’t you.”

Yes, sister. Yes I am.